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Post by Demogorgon on Dec 3, 2006 4:39:15 GMT -5
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.
this topic is now about tv quotes
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Post by Axel on Dec 3, 2006 4:47:24 GMT -5
Quote from Futurama:
Have you ever thought of just simply turning off the T.V.......sitting down with your children.......and hitting them?
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Post by Demogorgon on Dec 3, 2006 4:48:37 GMT -5
Family Guy
Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be d**ned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."
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Post by Axel on Dec 3, 2006 4:52:02 GMT -5
(After fry says a deep dramatic speech at benders funeral party)
Bender: That is it!?
Fry: We are trying our best!
Bender: Well your best is an idiot!
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Post by Demogorgon on Dec 3, 2006 4:55:37 GMT -5
Family Guy
Stewie: It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?'
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Post by Axel on Dec 3, 2006 5:13:28 GMT -5
Not realy a quote but something that happened.....
(Louis puts the T.V. outside of the house. Peter then walks out side with meg and takes the T.V. back inside and puts meg outside.)
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Post by Demogorgon on Dec 3, 2006 5:18:56 GMT -5
Family Guy
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
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Post by Axel on Dec 4, 2006 10:25:09 GMT -5
Family Guy
(Peter and a few construction workers are out side when a girl walks past them.)
construction workers: ya wooohoooo hmmmmmmmmmm yaaaaa
peter: YOU SUCK!
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Post by Demogorgon on Dec 4, 2006 16:42:07 GMT -5
Family Guy
Peter (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.) I woke several hours later in a daze."
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Post by Axel on Dec 5, 2006 11:49:18 GMT -5
Family Guy
(Peter is taking a math test and see's the other kids using calculators. Peter then pulls out and asian kid and pokes him)
Peter: C'mon............do math.
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Post by Demogorgon on Dec 5, 2006 21:02:27 GMT -5
Family Guy
Peter - I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life. Guy - OH MY GOD! Peter - No no no, I'm just kiddin. She's dead.
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Post by Axel on Dec 7, 2006 11:24:03 GMT -5
Family Guy
Peter: This is even wierder then the time I got mugged by Gene Shalit!
Gene Shalit: Don't Panic Room I dont want to William Hurt you I just want your cango in cash so just pay it forward and we'll all be Happy Gilmore.
Peter: What!?
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Post by Demogorgon on Dec 7, 2006 16:48:39 GMT -5
Family Guy
Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim! Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick. Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic! Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!
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Post by Axel on Dec 12, 2006 11:08:44 GMT -5
Futurama
Adopted Children: Daddy Bender read us a story!
Bender: Alright gather around....
Adopted child: Read this one!
Bender: Benders personal arrest record. On november 26th Bender was arrested for shop lifting!
Kid: Show us the picture!
Bender: -shows them picture of him with neclace in hand-
(I made up a random date lol)
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Post by Demogorgon on Dec 12, 2006 21:16:18 GMT -5
Futurama
(Amy kisses Kiff and he turns invisible) Amy: Is that your camoflauge reflex or are you just happy to see me?
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